Shirley Sherrod Thinks She and the USDA Should Go on a Break

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First they were together, then they had a bad breakup, then they talked about getting back together again, and now, Shirley Sherrod, in declining the offer of a new job, says she needs a break from the USDA. Coincidentally, this is exactly the relationship arc of Sammi and Ronnie on Jersey Shore. [Fox]