Taylor Momsen Gets Spiritual

Laura Linney chose to chat with friends outside while Oliver Platt, Gabourey Sidibe, and Edie Falco watched The Big C at Donna Karan’s Hamptons estate. “I have a hard time watching myself,” said Linney. “I usually walk out and come back in.” At the same screening, Sidibe greeted Martha Stewart with a curtsy. Joe Biden spent his weekend complaining about his golf game on the driving range in Southampton. Sarah Ferguson says she’s paid off all her personal debts, but the Telegraph reports that she still owes $8 million. Lindsay Lohan is prohibited from having friends visit during her first 30 days of rehab, but Dina and her sister have already dropped by several times. And when asked about her religion on a New Zealand radio show, Taylor Momsen replied, “I was raised Catholic. I fucked a priest once — I’m just kidding.”

Brangelina rented out Go Kart World in Carson, California, to celebrate Maddox’s birthday. Lady Gaga rocked out in purple leather at Lollapalooza in Chicago. Following a day of press events, Daniel Radcliffe hit the clubs with his Harry Potter co-star Rupert Grint in London. After several shots of tequila, Gavin DeGraw challenged Dancing With the Stars’ Karina Smirnoff to a moonwalk battle. DeGraw bribed guests who voted for him with free drinks, but he still lost. Snooki says her recent “disorderly conduct” was the result of too much tequila. And Busta Rhymes, D.J. Cassidy, Cam’ron, and Sky Nellor celebrated Funkmaster Flex’s birthday at GoldBar. Newlyweds Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green canoodled their way through the Teen Choice Awards. The cover of Justin Bieber’s memoir has been revealed, and it’s signed, “Love Justin xxx.”

Laurence Fishburne’s daughter didn’t appreciate her friends’ failed attempt to stop shipment on her upcoming porn movie, commenting, “I know they’re doing it out of concern for me, but I want people to see it … I am proud of my body, I’m proud of what I’ve done, and I’m proud of the work I did.” American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino is being sued by a woman who claims Barrino made a sex tape with her husband. Jennifer Aniston plays a single mom in her upcoming flick The Switch, and she defends her character’s choice, commenting, “Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don’t have to settle with a man just to have that child.” Rod Stewart, already the father of six, is expecting his second child with wife Penny Lancaster. LeBron James’s girlfriend isn’t too keen on moving to Miami. And Katy Perry waxes poetic about her ex, Travis McCoy, in her upcoming album, singing, “You could have been the greatest / But you’d rather get wasted / You fall asleep during foreplay / ‘Cause the pills you take are more your forte.”