Williamsburg Yuppies Beware: Bike-Hating Vigilante Wants to Glue Your Lock Shut

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When things get out of control, you have to take justice into your own hands. Or so reasons a longtime Williamsburg resident who has confessed his crimes to the Brooklyn Paper under cover of anonymity. Sick of seeing the streets of his/her (probably a dude though, right?) beloved neighborhood clogged with the bicycles of people whose parents would think nothing of springing for a chauffeur, one Krazy Glue–wielding vigilante has taken to injecting his weapon of choice into the locks of the offending bikes. “If I get the right people together, we will go down Bedford Avenue at 4 a.m. and inject every bike lock on the strip with Krazy Glue … These Yuppies are running the whole damn city, and I’m left to my own devices.” [Brooklyn Paper]