Guy Who Wants to Run New York Admits He’s Not Fond of Manhattan, Brooklyn, the Bronx

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Staten Island and Queens are “just like us,” bestiality-porn-forwarding, love-child-fathering Republican gubernatorial hopeful Carl Paladino told a group of supporters in upstate New York this week. “That leaves Manhattan, the Bronx and Brooklyn — and they can have them,” he said of three boroughs that account for over a quarter of the state’s population. “First, you can’t get around down there, and secondly, there aren’t many Republicans.” Where can’t you get around? Who can have them? [Buffalo News]