Jimmy Carter: Not a Witch, Cool With Masturbation

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The former president is dropping sound bites left and right lately. Explaining to Jon Stewart on The Daily Show Monday night that he's "not completely compatible with the tea party," Carter makes the following two confessions: "I haven’t been involved in witchcraft ... [and] as a young man, I was not 100 percent against … ” at which point Stewart cuts him off. As if Carter's quip wasn't wonderful enough, Stewart's five seconds of squirming after the comment are priceless.