That New Yorkers like to commit crimes, cause scenes, and even commit suicide while naked should be no surprise to you by now. Pretty much anything you can do to get arrested, you can do naked — and many people seem to choose that path. But today the Post has a first: The “naked saunter.” From the police blotter: “Michael Canaii, 33, was spotted sauntering along East 39th Street near Foster Avenue Wednesday at 2:01 a.m., allegedly in the buff and screaming. … He grabbed a metal rod and allegedly bashed in the back window of the BMW and damaged two other vehicles.” Hmm. Forget the nudity — can you really “saunter” while screaming and bashing in car windows? English majors, help us out.
NYPD Daily Blotter [NYP]