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Couldn't put our finger on exactly what it was at first but we think we've got it. Please regard the following paragraph:


"Police say Judge Isaac Stoltzfus hollowed out acorns, put condoms inside, put the top back on and randomly handed them out last week. Two women Stoltzfus allegedly approached with his condom-filled acorns complained to police, who cited him for disorderly conduct. Police say Stoltzfus, who lives and works in Intercourse, told them it was just a joke."

Right? How do you fit a condom inside an acorn? Those things are tiny!

Intercourse judge handed out condom-filled acorns, police say [ABC 27]