‘The Purpose Here Is to Change Your Conduct. [Jail] Is Not the Waldorf=Astoria’

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That's what Justice of the Peace Joe Bonaventure told Paris Hilton yesterday after she avoided jail time and accepted one year of probation, a $2,000 fine, and 200 hours of community service for having been caught with 0.8 grams of cocaine in her purse. We assume the equal sign in "Waldorf=Astoria" was silent. [People]