Jamie Dimon, John Thain to Be Played by Floppy-Haired Puppy-Dog Types in Too Big Too Fail

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We were gunning for Richard Gere and the robocop guy from Terminator 2, personally, but Hollywood has spoken: The role of the JPMorgan CEO goes to Bill Pullman, while Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain will be played by Matthew Modine. [Deadline]