Who Has the Most-Fondled Balls in New York?

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The Wall Street Bull and Alexander Rodriguez are good guesses, but recent news suggests that it may be Fernando Botero's "Adam" sculpture in the Time Warner Center, whose naughty bits have proved such an inexorable draw to tourists' greasy fingers that the "patina on the nude's nether regions has turned golden, making it stand out against the darker brown of the rest of the statue," according to the New York Post. We'll await word on whether A-Rod has experienced similar symptoms before making a final decision.

Time Warner Center statue attracts gropers [NYP]
Related: A Gallery of People Posing With the Wall Street Bull's Testicles [Don Chavez - site NSFW]