Dear Young Democratic Voters: Please ignore the coming electoral meltdown where your party loses control of at least one half-branch of the entire federal government. In 2012, Jay-Z will be campaigning for your vote! (He didn't do it this year because he didn't want to ruin Kanye's moment.)
White House Press Secretary Bill Burton makes a joke to the New York Post about Jay-Z replacing Larry Summers, but, seriously, he would be a great fit for a job if the Republicans win Congress. Issuing a subpoena for his notes would be literally impossible, because he doesn't write anything down. It's all in his head.