JetBlue Attendant Steven Slater Stomps Out the Dying Embers of Our Folk-Hero Fantasy

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Photo: Mary-Louise Price; Photo: Steven Slater's MySpace page

Steven Slater will get no jail time for pleading guilty to attempting criminal mischief. He faces a year of probation, during which he'll undergo counseling and substance-abuse treatment. At this point, even the Taiwanese video guys probably think they're above this. [CBS New York]