Intel Exclusive: Topical, Easy Rand Paul Head-Stomp Costume — Just in Time for Halloween

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Trying to simultaneously mock the tea-party extremism and the state of political discourse? Unsure about what to wear for Halloween? We have just the solution! All it takes is a red jacket, a blond wig, a sneaker, and a homemade sign. Ladies, just unbutton a few buttons and voilà, sexy head-stomp victim! Left-leaning political types will be putty in your stomped-upon hands.

First we were going to go with a head on a shoe, instead of a shoe on a head, but that's not exactly DIY for obvious reasons —namely the procuring of a head-shaped object (see below). Got a better idea? Tell us what is in the comments.