“I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting married and raising one family, and I don’t want them brainwashed into thinking that committing adultery and raising two separate secret families is an equally valid and successful option — it isn’t That’s not the example we should be showing our children Your community and other religious communities and pro-values communities can still band together to save societal values Marriage should be between one man and one woman, pure and simple.“
Of course, then you would have to change Paladino spokesman Michael Caputo’s follow-up statement to this:
"Carl Paladino is simply expressing the views that he holds in his heart as a Catholic. Carl Paladino is not anti-adultery, and neither is the Catholic Church.”
Hmmm. That just about makes the same amount of sense either way you put it.