Officials at the prestigious Brooklyn Law School rented the school's library to the fashion brand Diesel for an undisclosed fee, "expecting a tasteful photo shoot," because apparently they've never seen a single Diesel ad, and didn't bother to Google it. Shocking: True to its brand, Diesel's resulting ads aren't even Dolce & Gabanna–style suggestive, they're just quirky soft-core porn stills. In this case, the images are a whole bunch of campy, fairly cute library fantasies, featuring "students" wearing underwear reading "Tonight I am your teacher," and mounting each other on bookshelves. (See diagram.) One would think a place like Brooklyn Law might welcome this sexy attention, but no! Some uptight students now claim the ads are "gross" and "embarrassing," and the school might sue the brand. It's not yet determined whether the ads will even run outside the Diesel website, since Brooklyn Law claims they're a breach of contract.
Interim dean Michael Gerber wrote a schoolwide e-mail yesterday saying: "We are as shocked and mortified as you must be by these photographs," which assumes a lot. "When the school gave its permission to do the shoot, [we were] assured that the photos would be in good taste. They are not." Again, good taste is all relative. And this guy's an attorney?
In any case, Diesel got its attention, the Post got its ridiculous cover story — vaguely condemning the photo shoot yet running all of the images — and hopefully a lot of Brooklyn Law kids are laughing about this. Everybody wins. Except interim dean Michael Gerber, maybe.