What kind of parents would give their son the name Chris Christie? Very sick parents, perhaps, who get some kind of sadistic pleasure out of their child’s discomfort? Not so, the New Jersey governor explained during an appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night. His parents actually didn’t even realize that his name was Chris Christie until after they left the hospital. At that point, it was too late. His fate was sealed, and he would never amount to anything, except governor, and maybe president one day.