Lloyd Blankfein, Sun God


It has been alleged that the CEO of Goldman Sachs has extraordinary powers, specifically in his nether region. But he may be more powerful than we even thought, Joe Nocera and Bethany McLean suggest in their financial-crisis chronicle, All the Devils Are Here. Soon after joining the firm in 1981, they write, Lloyd began to exhibit the kind of empyreal qualities that suggest he may not be just a man with nuclear testicles, but a different kind of being altogether.

All the Devils Are Here: The Hidden History of the Financial Crisis [Amazon]
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