As host of the Stand Up For Heroes benefit at the Beacon Theater on Wednesday, Jon Stewart — the newly confirmed leader for a generation of young liberals — weighed in on the Dempocalypse:
That was an ass-whooping. It’s crazy. The poor Democrats. How did it happen? You almost feel bad for the Democrats. They’re so sweet. It’s not even like the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are playing checkers. It’s like the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse’s office because they glued their balls to the inside of their leg.
Oh, how different it once was.