Shaq Challenges Harvard Crew Team to a Race

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Photo: Patrick McMullan, iStockphoto, and PhillipC's Flickr

This sounds like the time when I challenged the Harlem Globetrotters to a shootout. That ended with the entirety of the Cumberland County Civic Center in Portland, Maine, seeing my tighty whities. Hopefully this will have a similar result. (Except, you know, with Shaq winning. As always.) [Crimson]