Subway Flasher Gets More Exposure Than He Bargained For


You know, and I’m like, why is this person rubbing up against me? And I look around and realize we have all this fucking space here then I see his penis out. That’s it! Oh you’re going to get fucking arrested. I’m not leaving your side. My plans are done for the night. I’m escorting you to the police station. Oh yes. Oh fucking yes.”

[ihollaback via Jezebel]