Tabloid Covers Beg the Age-Old Question: Tits or Ass?

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The Post opted for sexy, sexy Russian spy bottoms to move copies, whereas the Daily News looked a little higher on the female anatomy. Meanwhile, the New York Times went with German Chancellor Angela Merkel and President Obama. It's like they're saying, No, please, just continue to read us online. We've got a paywall coming, it's all good. C'mon, Keller, get in the game.