Great Consolations

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"We heard a scream, then the model ran upstairs with smoke coming from her head, and Diddy running after her. They gave her some clothes to wear. I told her, 'At least everybody is going to know who you are now.'" —Miss USA, Rima Fakih, to the naked model whose hair caught on fire at Diddy's party this week, who for now is still known only as the Naked Model Whose Hair Caught on Fire at Diddy's Party. [NYP]