McSweeney’s Presents: WikiLeaks, the Musical!

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The Demon Barber of Diplomatic Cables
The Demon Barber of Diplomatic Cables Photo: Jed Egan, Warner Bros. Pictures, Fabrice Coffrini/AFP/Getty Images

Stay tuned to WikiLeaks for an "advance copy" of the playbill.


JULIAN ASSANGE

I'll dub myself Mendax
It means "noble liar."
I'll remake myself as a
High-tech town crier
When people attempt
To hide information
I will be the one
To compel revelation

Fragments From WikiLeaks The Musical [McSweeney's]