Perfectly Normal-Looking Australian Guy Marries His Dog

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Toowoomba, Australia, resident Joseph Guiso married his best friend, Honey, a five-year-old Labrador yesterday. Attendees were assured, "It’s not sexual, it’s just pure love.” In his vows, Guiso told his blushing drooling bride, "You’re my best friend, and you make every part of my day better." Aww? [Toowoomba Chronicle via Buzzfeed]