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Santacon Combines Holiday Cheer, Public Drunkeness

There were even more drunken Santas than usual in New York this weekend for the annual Santacon "convention" ("every time you call Santacon a bar crawl, a sugarplum fairy dies") with appearances by a hypocephalic Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Dick-in-a-Box Santa, and even Green Man. Because you can get completely wasted in public anytime, but there is only one blessed day when you can do it dressed as a 79-year-old Coca-Cola meme. Christmas bonus: free lap dances for lady Santas! (Link NSFW unless you work in a strip club.)

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Photo: Konstantin Sergeyev