Somebody Got Murdered in the Happiest Town on Earth

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Celebration, Florida, the town Disney created to be perfectly joyful, has experienced the first homicide in its 14-year existence. The town is so friendly (Bing Crosby Christmas music is currently playing from speakers hidden in the trees) that worried neighbors stopped by his condo to check on 58-year-old Matteo Giovanditto when they missed speaking to him for a couple of days. What they found was, well, not the Happiest Place on Earth. [HuffPo]