Perhaps inspired by all the recent Wikileaking, New Zealand decided to release 2,000 pages of documents today on UFO sightings over the past sixty years. The best one reported so far: "A man who in 1995 met [a] giant alien with size 440 shoes says the being told him that on dying humans ascend as hydrogen atoms." Interesting conversation. In the middle of revealing all these secrets of the universe, of life and death and our very existence, the alien was like, "By the way, you're probably wondering about my unusually large shoes. Well, I have to order them special from this store."
Alien with size 440 shoe among New Zealand UFO sightings [Telegraph UK]
New Zealand's UFO files: examples [Telegraph UK]