Alabama Governor Insults All Seven or So Non-Christian Alabamans

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Photo: Courtesy of the Governor of Alabama

In his inaugural address on Monday, Alabama's new governor, Republican Robert Bentley, went out of his way to inform all the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and other non-Christians in his state that they'll be on his shit list until they start believing in Jesus. "Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're not my brother and you're not my sister, and I want to be your brother," he said. It may seem outrageous, but making minorities feel unwelcome on your first day in office is actually an official responsibility of the governor of Alabama. [AP via Yahoo]