Antonin Scalia Rules That Chicago Pizza Shall Be Known Henceforth As ‘Tomato Pie’

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"[New York pizza is] infinitely better than Chicago pizza," Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia tells California Lawyer in a rare unilateral, extralegal ruling. "You know these deep-dish pizzas — it's not pizza. It's very good, but ... call it tomato pie or something." You have 30 days to comply, Chicago. [Officials Say the Darndest Things]