Antonin Scalia Rules That Chicago Pizza Shall Be Known Henceforth As ‘Tomato Pie’


[New York pizza is] infinitely better than Chicago pizza,” Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia tells California Lawyer in a rare unilateral, extralegal ruling. “You know these deep-dish pizzas — it’s not pizza. It’s very good, but … call it tomato pie or something.” You have 30 days to comply, Chicago. [Officials Say the Darndest Things]