Navy Deepens Probe Into Captain’s Lewd Videos

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They'd already fired him, but now the Navy is expanding an investigation into USS Enterprise's Captain Owen Honors and those cuss-laden videos he cut a few years back. Now at issue: What his commander, who's now an admiral, knew about Honors's masturbatory "Movie Night" tapes and when he knew it. What won't be investigated, according to the Washington Post: traditional Navy rituals that involve "young sailors in drag and licking grape jelly from the belly button of a fat sailor who is dressed in an oversized diaper." Well, duh. [WP]