Sarah Palin Encourages Enquirer to Call Her More Often

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"Look at this recent b.s. about Todd [Palin] being all caught up in this prostitution ring in Anchorage. Heck, all they needed to do was to ask him, 'Hey, Todd, you been hanging out with hookers in Anchorage?' He'd tell the truth!" —In the hokiest way possible, Sarah Palin denies a recent National Enquirer story claiming Todd Palin was having an affair with a massage therapist who was (actually) busted for running a prostitution ring in Anchorage. [NYDN]