Williamsburg Hipsters Claim Theft When They Should Have Claimed Four Loko

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The band Titus Andronicus (think "Conor Oberst screaming from the bowels of hell") played a sold-out show on New Year's Eve at 245 Kent Avenue (think Todd P). After the Four Loko–fueled party, commenters on Brooklyn Vegan claimed they had items stolen during the event. But if the rack full of down coats, hats, a smurf-colored kaffiyeh, and a tiger-print furry thing still at the venue is any indication, they just forgot to pick them up. (The owners of the last two items likely hailed from the band's native New Jersey.) As the saying goes: Hate the crippling effects on your memory, don't hate the Four Loko. [Brooklyn Vegan]