Staten Island Man Discovers Grossest Way to Get Back at Ex-Girlfriend


The man, whose name is “Rasheen (Illuminati) Harrison,” whatever that means, was angry that his pregnant ex-girlfriend allegedly stole his cell phone. So, naturally, he took off all his clothes, spread his poop all over her door, and lit the door on fire while she was inside, while screaming “I’m the devil!” at 5:30 a.m. in the morning. And to answer your question, yes, there is a photo of the charred-poop-covered door. [SI Live]