And Now, a Tortoise Has Gone Missing From Another Zoo

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Not the missing tortoise.Photo: AFP

Just great: The Shawsnake returns, and now a rare Indian Star tortoise named Butti (pronounced Boo-tee) goes missing from the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in Colorado Springs. Authorities believe he's been stolen, but we imagine the sure-to-be-coming Tortoise Twitter feed will explain everything. [AP]