“Hot and sexy” Governor Chris Christie has picked a fight with Real Housewives of New Jersey husband Albert Manzo. Manzo — who is married to Housewives matriarch Caroline — is a commissioner on the North Jersey District Water Supply Commission, and Christie believes he abused the public trust by lying about where he lives. Christie — who we imagine has enjoyed several plates of baked ziti at Manzo’s banquet hall in his time — said Manzo lists his business, the Brownstone, as his official address. “Do you really believe he’s sleeping on a cot at the Brownstone in Paterson?” Christie asked. Well, actually, says Manzo — who touted his close personal relationship with disgraced former NYPD commissioner Bernie Kerik on the show — he has an apartment in the Brownstone’s building, and he’ll fight to keep the position. Let’s hope they caught it all on tape.