President Obama Warns America’s Youth About Vegemite

ARLINGTON, VA - MARCH 7: U.S. President Barack Obama (2nd R) and Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard (R) speak with advance placement U.S. history students at Wakefield High School March 7, 2011 in Arlington, Virginia, This is Prime Minister Gillard's first trip to the United States since becoming Prime Minister. (Photo by Olivier Douliery-Pool via Getty Images) Photo: Olivier Douliery-Pool/2011 Getty Images

"It's like a quasi-vegetable by-product paste that you smear all over your toast," President Obama told a Virginia high-school classroom today during a visit there with Australia's prime minister, Julia Gillard. Obama also added that Vegemite is "horrible." We can't wait for Mike Huckabee to explain how Obama's disrespect for our close ally's national toast spread is all part of his subconscious Kenyan worldview. [Australian]