We Do Not Want to Know What Rand Paul Eats

WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 02: U.S. Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) talks with reporters after he voted against a continuing resolution for the federal budget in the U.S. Captiol March 2, 2011 in Washington, DC. The Senate voted 91-9 to pass a two-week stopgap spending bill that will keep the government funded until March 18. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Rand Paul Photo: Chip Somodevilla/2011 Getty Images

"We have to flush the toilet 10 times before it works. I've been waiting for 20 years to talk about how bad these toilets are." —Kentucky senator Rand Paul, who may want to seek help from a gastroenterologist. [TPM]