Carl Lewis Campaign Pulls Up Lame

WASHINGTON - OCTOBER 23: Olympian Carl Lewis makes a few remarks from the podium at the inaugural Eunice Kennedy Shriver Challenge presented by Audi at the Washington Monument on October 23, 2010 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Paul Morigi/WireImage for Audi of America, Inc) Photo: Paul Morigi/2010 WireImage

New Jersey's (Republican) secretary of State has ruled that Carl Lewis hasn't lived in the state for four years and is therefore ineligible to run for State Senate. Lewis plans to appeal. As was the case with Rahm Emanuel, the outcome will depend on what, exactly, makes someone a "resident" of New Jersey. Jokes welcome in the comments. [NJ]