Group Still Totally Certain That Jesus Is Visiting on May 21


It’s no other date. It’s only that date,” says Michael Garcia, a special-projects coordinator at Family Radio, the Christian radio network that, as part of its ongoing effort to prepare people for the inevitability of Jesus’ arrival on this exact date, has reportedly placed about 1,000 of these billboards across the country. We particularly love the image of someone entering the event in their day planner:

May 19: Drinks with Ed, 6:30 p.m.
May 20: Courtney’s birthday dinner, 8 p.m.
May 21: Return of Jesus Christ, 4ish?

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