John Boehner Es un Aguafiestas

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That's Spanish for "party pooper," in case you didn't know. (Or, party peer, more accurately.) He's canceling the annual House Cinco de Mayo party, which has been a bi-partisan tradition for nearly a decade under both party majorities. "We've told the Hispanic Caucus that they are welcome to host one this year," his spokesman shrugged. That's right, you 22 mostly Latin Democrats. You want piñatas so bad? You pay for them. [HuffPo]