People Will Be Calling Shawsnake ‘Mia’ From Now On

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Photo: Jed Egan; Photos: Salah Malkawi/Getty Images (snake); Castle Rock Entertainment (Shawshank)

Even though it's obviously a way worse name than Shawsnake, "Mia" won out in a contest sponsored by the Daily News to choose a name for the allegedly unnamed Bronx Zoo cobra that escaped last month. Get it? Because she was "missing in action." Real creative. [AP]