Hey, did you hear who’s maybe running for president? Everyone. At least that’s what seemingly each and every prominent Republican is saying these days. And some of them probably are. But some of these potential candidates are just too preposterously phony — be it because of rock-bottom poll numbers or barrel-bottom politics — that we can’t really take them seriously. Every week it seems like there’s a different handful or fake presidential hopefuls, but for this week, here’s the top five.