Gloria Esther Perez, of Fort Myers, Florida, was charged with carrying a concealed weapon — in a rather unusual hiding spot. Perez was arrested after getting into a kerfuffle with another woman over buying cigarettes. When she was brought into police custody, officers noticed that she was rather fidgety and was “putting hands into her pockets and near her private area like she was trying to conceal something.” Annnnd then officers discovered Perez was hiding dozens of pills on her person, along with a knife. In her vagina. And another knife. In her fat rolls. Very economical!