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GOP-Savior Rick Santorum to Enter Presidential Race

Sometime during the week of June 5th, Rick Santorum will announce, through his continuously clenched jaw, his official entrance into the presidential race. While Republicans are desperate for Someone Else to run for president, Santorum is not that person. He typically pulls in about 2 or 3 percent in the polls and has no real appeal outside of religious nuts, which, granted, there are more than a few of voting in the GOP primary. But not enough. [Political Ticker/CNN, Des Moines Register]

GOP-Savior Rick Santorum to Enter Presidential Race