Hillary Clinton’s Allergy Coughs Are Too Sexy for Some People

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Photo: Left: Pete Souza/White House, Right: via Jezebel

As you surely recall, Hillary Clinton recently ruined an iconic photo of President Obama and his advisers in the situation room during the raid on Osama bin Laden's compound (above left) by revealing that her grave, stunned expression was actually just her "preventing one of my early spring allergic coughs." The photo was given yet another rewrite courtesy of Der Zeitung, a Hasidic paper in Williamsburg. According to Jewish Week, Der Zeitung scrubbed Clinton from the photo because it "will not intentionally include any images of women in the paper because it could be considered sexually suggestive." Nothing hotter than a woman in a brown-tweed jacket stifling her allergy coughs during a deadly national security operation — am I right men? Don't lie, you were turned on a little by that photo.

Hasidic Paper Removes Hillary Clinton From Osama Picture [Failed Messiah via Jewish Week via Jezebel]