Homeless Woman Attempts to Hold Up Arizona Dairy Queen

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Renee Deshaies, a 30-year-old homeless woman, is having a fairly rough week. Desperate for vanilla soft-serve, she took out a grenade at an Arizona Dairy Queen on Thursday, after ordering ice cream. Dairy Queen employees served her before promptly calling the police, who took Deshaies into custody and discovered that the explosive device was fake. Still, "Deshaies told authorities that she believed it was real." [NYDN]