Teri doesn't know about the recent death of Osama bin Laden, and she doesn't care about whether or not Pakistan knew, if Barack Obama should release his photo or not, or if it's okay that Ground Zero was flooded with drunken revelers chanting "USA! USA!" on Sunday night. She's probably even unaware that her species, the Grevy's Zebra, is woefully endangered. Teri just wants to eat grass and roughhouse with her parents, Tara and Jimbo, and wait until the day when her mohawk grows to be full length and her brown stripes darken into black. [Bronx Zoo via Huffington Post]
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