Thanks to Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Post Can Use Today’s Cover Headline Again Tomorrow

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But, obviously, they won't. That would spoil the fun of coming up with a genius Arnold love-child headline. So let's play a guessing game — what do you think they'll come up with? "Maria: I WON'T Be Back!"? "True Lies"? "Last Action Zero"? Or maybe the simple, poetic, "SPERMINATOR II"?