The May 21 People Placed This Full-Page Ad in USA Today

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With only eight days left until Judgment Day, Harold Camping and the May 21 people are in full "blowing the trumpet" mode — that is, they're warning the rest of us to very quickly repent our sins, accept Jesus Christ as our Messiah, and pack a suitcase for heaven (do not forget sunblock — it is always sunny on top of the clouds). Today, they took out a full-page ad in USA Today, and it looks like this: