What Is Missing in This Attempted-Burglary Story?


From today’s Post police blotter: A Williamsburg man meets Willmer Ramirez, 35, at a bar on Saturday night. They go home around three a.m. After the victim falls asleep, Ramirez steals a ring from the house and then tries to take a bracelet and necklace off of his body. Victim wakes up, frisks Ramirez, finds the jewelry and his bank card, and then locks the would-be thief in his apartment until police arrive. So, question: When exactly, in this chain of events, did the sex happen? [NYP]